Bionic Freak Accident (Transcript)

Scene 1

Donald - "Hey guys! I'm glad you're here. I just wanted to indroduce you to my latest invention!"

Bree - "Oh great. Another invention which means another explosion."

Leo - "I'm out."

Chase - "Me too."

Adam - "Right behind you."

Bree - "Outta my way!"

Donald - "Get back here! I promise this will not explode. Just let me show you what it is."

Bree - "Oh fine. Just get it over with."

Donald - "Ok guys. Say hello to my Bionic Power Fuser!"

(Everyone stares at the invention, unimpressed.)

Donald - "What? Is it the name? I know it's not scientific enough."

Leo - "Ok, I am not saying hello to this thing."

Chase - "In fact, I'm saying goodbye."

Donald - "No you are not! Just let me explain what it does.

Chase - "Fine."

Donald - "This invention will make your bionics even more powerful! It might also unlock some hidden abilities. Peramentaly!

Bree - "Finally you make something useful."

(Beep Beep! Beep Beep! Beep Beep!)

Donald - "Oh no. There's a fire in one of my most important facilities. In fact, this is no normal fire. It'a a toxic fire filled with chemicals! Looks like we're gonna have to use this Bionic bad boy now."

Adam - "Ooh, me first!"

Bree - "Me last."

Donald - "Alright guys. One at a time, lay your hand down on this Bionic handprint."

(Adam, Bree, and Chase lay their hands on the Bionic handprint.)

Adam - "Hey, I think this thing worked."

Bree - "Wow, I think this actually didn't backfire."

Chase - "Looks like it actually worked. Now that's shocking."

Donald - "Remember, this will only last for an hour, so you're gonna need to get the job done fast or it's gonna be harder for you."

Bree - "Relax, Mr. Davenport. This is gonna be a breeze."

Donald - "Ok guys, get your mission suits and lets go!"

(Donald and the Lab Rats exit the lab.)

(Leo is alone in the lab.)

Leo - "I wish I can be bionic. I'd be able to go on actual missions, instead of staying here and helping a short man with a large ego and short shoes.

(Leo looks at the Bionic Power Fuser and suddenly has a idea.)

Leo - "Maybe if I do this..."

(Leo lays his hand on the Bionic handprint.)

Leo - "Ow! Hot Hot Hot!"

(Leo blows on his hand to cool it off.)

Leo - "I guess nothing happened."

(Then suddenly, Leo feels a sudden pain in his neck.)

Leo - "OW! I think something sharp is stuck in my throat. I knew I shouldn't have eaten the Defused Turkey Legs at the All You Can Eat Bionic Buffet! OW! AHH!"

(Leo falls on the floor.)

Theme Song

Scene 2

Leo - "OW! I don't remember having this much pain ever since I used my first pencil. AHH!"

Donald - "Leo! I heard a noise! Are you okay?"

(Donald sees Leo on the floor.)

Donald - "Why are you on the floor?"

Edie - "Probably, just lying around. Who wouldn't?"

Leo - "Uh, hello? I'm in deep agony here!"

(Donald grabs Leo's hands and pulls him up.)

Donald - "What happened?"

Leo - "I don't know. I just laid my hand on you invention, and now I have a sharp pain in my neck! OW!"

Donald - "What?! Why would you do that?!"

Leo - "I thought if I did that, then I would be bionic. OW!"

Donald - "Why would you think that, Leo?"

Leo - "Well, I thought if it would be able to boost the power of bionics, I thought it would give bionics. OW!"

Donald - "On no. This is really not good. If a non-bionic human lays their hand on the Bionic handprint, it would disintegrate that non-bionic human. So that means you're gonna be disintegrated in half-an-hour!"

Leo - "AHH!"

Donald "Wait, it says here in the instruction manual that there is a 2% chance that person would survive but something else would happen to that person. That means you have a 2 percent chance of surviving!"

Leo - "YES! Wait what? 2 percent?!

Donald - "Yea! Isn't it great?"

Leo - "2 percent?! How is that good? OW!"

Donald - "Well, at least you have a chance of surviving."

Leo - "2 PERCENT!"

Scene 3

(Donald runs upstairs to confront the Lab Rats, but no one is there.)

Donald - "Oh no. They already went on the mission."

Edie - "Why do you even need them, anyway. They can't stop an event as good as this."

Donald - "This is Leo, not Tasha."

Edie - "Oh, now I see why this is an emergency. But why do you need them?"

Donald - "If Chase were here, he could use his Thermal Scanner to find the metal wire in the Fuser that charges the sensor, and Adam could rip that wire apart with his super strength, and somehow Leo wouldn't be on the process of being disintegrated. I don't really need Bree in this problem. I don't need Bree in lots of problems. But don't tell her that."

Edie - "Wait, if brainless boy rips the metal wire apart, wouldn't dim dude get electrocuted?"

Donald - "Well, technically, yes. But I made it so that the metal wire doesn't electrocute any Bionic Infrastructure."